Whats going on in The Vampire Diaries so far?!?

Bruh!!!!!  Why isn't STEROLINE happening yet!  ugh and Stefan why Ivy?  Like there's Caroline!  And kai!  Like god man the guy is a witch!  He is ging to kill Damon and Bonnie!  And now Ivy is a VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Like that's not even right!  I wanted only STEROLINE!  And Elena forgets all her love for Damon!  That's just cray ok.  I am so mad about that and then Stefan reminds Elena about Damon thank the lord.  And Enzo I cant believe this he is going to die cause of that guy who is a fell and kills vampires all day for the rest of his life he is like the new Dr.Wes!  And then Sarah!!!!  Damon killed her mother when sh was pregnant.  And like now she is catching up to these things.  And Alaric is still the same but he has to be careful of blood cuase like he is an Original!  I can't belive all this.  I WANT STEROLINE FOR GOD SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!  WHY CANT THEY DO THAT ALREADY AND STEROLINE STARTED HAPPENING IN SEASON 5 AND YET IT AINT HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  This aint right doe.